Can You Milk a Cow?

United States
September 2, 2006 7:58pm CST
Have you ever milked a cow? How well did you do?
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• China
21 Sep 06
No worries mate - I was a farm boy -- sometimes the cows would kick the bucket over -- or even kick me if they were in a bad mood but only rarely.Have done it by hand and machine - Dad used to play them classical music at 4.30 in the morning ( milking time) He said it made them peaceful and produce more milk too. Have also milked goats -- they can be quite bad-tempered too sometimes. Mind you so would I if someone was squeezing my udders at that time in the morning.
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@Idlewild (6090)
• United States
20 Nov 06
Ha ha... yeah, I would be happy if someone was squeezing my "udders," esp. since I'm a guy! I've been on farms a few times and would like to try to milk a cow, maybe I will some day...
@y2ksuprio (853)
• India
3 Sep 06
milking a cow Milking is the act of removing milk from the mammary glands of an animal, typically cows (cattle) and goats. A rarely used term for the milking of cows is vaccimulgence, derived from the Latin words vacca ("cow") and emulgere ("to milk out"). Milking is also used to describe the removal of venom from spiders and snakes, for the production of antivenom. Cows can be milked by hand or by machine. Hand milking is performed by massaging and pulling down on the teats of the cow's udder, squirting the milk into a bucket. A milking machine is designed to extract milk using a vacuum. The teat cups of the machine are attached to the cow's teats, then the cups alternate between vacuum and normal air pressure to extract the milk without damaging the teats of the cow.
@remaster74 (4064)
• Greece
24 Oct 06
I haven't tried that one yet. But I'm sure it must be similar experience to milking a goat. If yes then I can milk a cow!
• India
21 Sep 06
no im scared of cows..i hear they are mad creatures
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23 Oct 06
Yes, mad is true. Never tried myself, but I have milked a goat. Now that's scary! Those evil eyes. Devils eyes! I still have nightmares you know.
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@claudia413 (4280)
• United States
29 Oct 06
I never tried. I've seen people do it, but never tried it myself.
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@hush5605 (674)
• United States
23 Oct 06
I sure have - my grandparents had a farm when I was a child and I have very special memories from when Grandpa taught me how to milk the cattle, feed the calves, etc.
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@hush5605 (674)
• United States
25 Oct 06
I forgot to answer your question - milking a cow was a challenge - Grandpa had the patience of a saint though and made sure we got it right...
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• India
26 Sep 06
no
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@MrsFrizzle (1963)
• United States
24 Oct 06
I never have but I am sure if someone showed me I would learn
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@srhelmer (7029)
• Beaver Dam, Wisconsin
24 Oct 06
I grew up on a farm and learned how to milk cows at an early age. I'm pretty good at it, but I'm also glad I don't have to do that any more.
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@tentwo67 (3382)
• United States
24 Oct 06
I have never attempted this and the idea intimidates me. I guess I could do it if I had to. The first thought that came to mind when I saw this subject, though, was about how much trouble I had milking myself (aka pumping) when I was trying to nurse my son!
@BuffMom (2206)
• United States
23 Oct 06
No i havent
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• Philippines
24 Oct 06
No, I haven't tried to, maybe if given a chance Id love to do it
• United States
22 Oct 06
Never have had the chance to
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@anthrax (382)
• India
22 Oct 06
no never
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@swolecat (1277)
• United States
3 Sep 06
I milk cows usually on Sunday mornings. I choose sundays because that's usually the warmest day for the most part. My cows all say that they prefer me to do it when it's warm
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@bhchy1 (6047)
• United States
3 Sep 06
Well..I managed to get the milk in the pail..but I don't think the cow liked it much...
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@deitzy (380)
• United States
3 Sep 06
got a full pale on my first try
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@van123 (1287)
• India
24 Sep 06
yes,many times
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@blessonje (1651)
• India
21 Sep 06
no i dont know .i know on ly to drink milk
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• United States
25 Sep 06
Used to live on a farm and milked cows 2wice a day! U get the hang of it!
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