What's the funniest name you've heard?

I've heard from a radio talk show about funny names. They were asking people over the radio to contribute and submit outrageously weird or ridiculous fictional names. There was a caller that told the radio hosts that she knows of a couple wherein they named their child "Abcde" and they pronounce it "AB-CEE-DEH". I've also read from a magazine that there was a couple in China who were planning to name their newborn son "Superman" but the government banned them from doing it for the sake of the well being of the child. They stated that the child might get teased and picked on if they pushed through with giving their child that name.