What is the most embarrassing moment you had?

There have been a few times that things have happened that made me want to bury my head in the sand and never pull it out again! But I'll start with this one. My son was about 3 years old. We went to church one Sunday moning and it was Kids time with the pastor. He called all the kids up to the front of the church and they gathered around so he could tell them a bible story. He always started the time by asking them questions. That morning was no exception. James and another little boy were kind of rough housing, and laughing like normal 3 year old boys. Pastor tried to gather their attention so they would stop. "James" he asked my son "What's going on in the Carpenter house?" Without missing a beat, my son steps up really close to pastor so his mouth is right by the microphone and says "Mommy and Daddy got into a big fight on the way to church this morning and Mommy called Daddy and Jack A.. Needless to say there was shocked twitters of laughter all the way through the church house.