It’s a sin to gamble

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Well, they also tell me it’s a sin to tell a lie, but when did that stop anybody? But it’s true. Many years back, during one of my partially successful attempts to be a professional punter (partially because my efforts in those days would work for a while, then crash and burn) a girlfriend, who unbeknownst to me was a closet Xtian, broke off the relationship when she discovered I gambled. “But I win”, I plaintively bleated, only to be told she wasn’t breaking off because of financial instability, but because it was a sin to gamble, and winning didn’t make it any less sinful. So I stopped. Not because she was gone, but because I had a disastrous two-day meeting which left me broke and bankless, and I stayed stopped for many years because I could never get a bank together again. Until recently, that is, but that’s another story (heart-warmingly so lol). I needed a break from the brain-bashers in my new Interest, so I thought a bit of Panda Spanking my relieve the pressure. So, what do all you Panda spankers think? Should I be spanked for returning to my sinful ways? And what other weird things have you come across as being sinful? Lash BIG TALK – the interest for MyLotters with no small talk