i am.. all knowing!

i feel like google. - i feel like google!!!!
September 20, 2011 10:33am CST
I feel like google. No but seriously I actually feel like google. I come onto Mylot and people are just asking questions. Questions they could easily look up.. on google. Or yahoo answers. Or just basically anywhere! And I feel like answering them to make money, the same way they’ve made money by posting the question, but its so draining sometimes! THEN in work.. I get asked EVERYTHING!! could you get me this telephone number? Sorry can’t you look it up yourself? Could you get me an address for such and such? Sorry.. are your fingers broken? Could you find out where does next day delivery of? Sorry.. is your computer for decoration purposes only? Like really? And then my partner lol! Paula, how do you spell? Paula, where does this go? Paula, how do you do this? Paula, where is that place? So yeah I feel like google.. I should be getting paid for this. Shouldn’t I? lol.. what do you think. And no wise cracks about how I DO get paid for it in work. That actually isn’t part of my job description lol!
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4 responses
@godarna (223)
21 Sep 11
Well Paula, why don't you start your own site "Answers to Questions"! At least you can make some money. So, from now on you tell all those people who ask you for something, "go visit my site and you'll find the right answer".
21 Sep 11
haha because i cannot possibly have a website with the answer to every single question on the planet lol! .. i get asked different questions every day.. although maybe i should make a note of all the questions i get asked, and make a book, and then hand it out to those in my life.. haha!
21 Sep 11
YES!! name and shame!! lol.. or else just get people t pay me 10 bucks to have their "name in a book" muhahahaha :)
@godarna (223)
21 Sep 11
Good idea as well. Write a bestseller and it brings in more profit than a website. Only takes a bit longer for your answers find the people who bothered you every day. May be you can add a list in with all the names of those who were annoying you. Should cover at least half the book.
@thezone (9394)
• Ireland
24 Sep 11
Don't answer the phone! Tis evil
@thezone (9394)
• Ireland
25 Sep 11
Either that or cut the cable! Simples
27 Sep 11
oh no no no my petit pois.. i could not possibly allow this. i am VERY IMPORTANT.. what if someone NEEDS me? haha :)
25 Sep 11
haha .. allow my phone to ring and ring? are you MAD?! lol!
@allknowing (130292)
• India
21 Sep 11
There is a space between all and knowing. I am relieved!. There is huge difference between allknowing and all knowing! Seriously there are countless people who depend so much on others. I have a sis-in- law who even needs a mouth piece to explain to the doctor what's ailing here and the result? Wrong diagnosis!
21 Sep 11
mouth piece? sorry i don't understand lol.. haha there is massive difference between allknowing and all knowing.. one is what people think i am.. and one is you.. an orange flower :) lol!
@allknowing (130292)
• India
22 Sep 11
Mouthpiece is a spokesperson!
22 Sep 11
OHHHHHHH i understand now haha!! over here, to call someone a mouth piece.. means they are someone who just b!tches..
@verolop29 (1096)
• United States
24 Sep 11
ahh u make me laugh til my sides hurt!! u must be very imformative for ppl to come to u like they do?! i mean that in a good way. hey i wanna share something with u. today i got ..ill start from the beggining. a few weeks ago i did a survey from GLOBAL SURVEY and they asked me what are my fav perfumes and i smelled gucci and fell in LOVE! sooooooooo expecsive tho. so they sent me 3 sample ones and I LOOOOVVVVVVEEEE THE way they make me smell. like i have money. sexy and powerfull! but they want me to send the rest back after im done sampling them booo hooo! lol!! i looked up how much they were. 100 bucks! ouch! i think ill stick to my bath and body works! i are my next fav. what r ur fav and whats ur girls' fav?!
25 Sep 11
perfumes? i love d&g light blue.. its my fav perfume.. and my girl, she loves ghost night :)