Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

United States
November 20, 2006 12:19pm CST
1) Talk about a huge breast. 2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3) It's "Cool Whip" time!! 4) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!! 5) Whew!! that's one terrific spread!!! 6) I'm in the mood for a little "Dark Meat"!! 7) Are you ready for seconds yet?? 8) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?? 9) Just wait until it's your turn, you'll get some!! 10) Don't play with your meat!! 11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!! 12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?? 13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!! 14) You still have a little bit on your chin and lips!! 15) How long will it take after you stick it in?? 16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up!! 17) Wow!! I didn't think I could handle all of that!! 18) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!! 19) How long do I beat it before it's ready?? 20) It's ready!! It's ready!! HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
2 responses
@zuri25 (2127)
• United States
20 Nov 06
Gobble! Gobble! - Turkey
LMAO!! Those are great. I think my favorite is number four. Thanks for sharing these and have a happy thanksgiving!
• United States
20 Nov 06
You're Welcome, Isn't it great to laugh? You have a very Happy Thanksgiving too.
• United States
20 Nov 06
LOL!!! Those are great, Thanks for sharing!
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• United States
20 Nov 06
You're Welcome, just wanted to share some humor with everyone. Glad you enjoyed it.