My entire Wedding party is fighting with each other!!!!!

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Ok, so, I have a dilemma. I know, big surprise right? Here's the dish...My husband and I are already married, but we never had a ceremony. We got married two years ago at the court house because we were dead set on having our anniversary be 8-9-10. I know it's silly, but that's what we wanted and we didn't have the money for a ceremony so we just did it at the courthouse and agreed to do the wedding later. So......we've been busting our butts to get this together because we are paying for our own wedding. It's now only a little over a month away and just about everything is in place. Except the fact that within the last two weeks, they may as well have sent the reality TV cameras over here, because it's been nothing but drama! Basically, my maid of honor and best man just broke up. They had a MESSY break up and when I say, messy, I mean M-E-S-S-Y type of messy, right? So being the fact that our entire wedding party (10 in all) is all our entire circle of friends, they are picking sides. One of the bridesmaids (who is the best man's sister) is fighting with the maid of honor, as is her husband (who is a groomsman). Two of the groomsmen are fighting with the best man and are refusing to even be in the same room with him. The best man and maid of honor are refusing to walk down the aisle together. She is a little more open about it than he is, but the minute he says he's not, she gets defensive and says fine, then neither is she. And the rest of the girls side with the maid of honor and scowl and shake their heads at the best man and the rest of the guys side with the best man and talk about how dramatic the women are. The only people that are neutral and just want them all to get along is the bride and the groom! No one has backed out, they all say they still want to be in the wedding, but they can't be in the wedding if they're refusing to go with the plans. My phone has been going crazy with people asking me am I going to mediate or kick this person or that person out. I don't know what to do. These people are my mine and my husband's closest friends and I don't want to kick anyone out. But I'm the bride, I'm not a baby sitter or a referee. I don't want anyone else to be my maid of honor and he doesn't want anyone else to be his best man. Should I send out a mass e-mail to all of them and tell them that if they can't get their act together then I'm going to start booting people and for them to just get over themselves for the sake of friendship for one freaking day?! I understand that this breakup is hard on them and it's even hard on us, being the fact that the two of them are our best friends. He calls my husband to complain about her and she calls me to cry over him. I've been waiting a long time for this and everything is so perfect. I don't want to have it ruined by a bunch of cry baby, grown up children. I don't know what to do!!!!