nononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Diet wine. nononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!! It's bad enough we have to put up with diet soda, lite beer (so called because it's so weak you can't possibly get decently pissed without it costing a fortune, good marketing that), artificial (shudder) sugar, low fat (vomit) milk. Now they want us to drink diet wine. nononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!! Besides, it doesn't appear to work very well. The marketing tells us it is about 80 cals per standard drink, but wine is already at about that mark. Beats me. But even if it did work - nononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!! Lash