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Today i go to my uncle house i see there another old man talking to my uncle. His age near 80 years old i guess. Maybe my uncle friend. After that i join and listen what that old man talking to my uncle. He talking about people suffer in Japanese colonialism era in year 1942-1945. He say all people from town run to the jungle because afraid of Japanese soldier. What make me want to laugh when he say the bullet hit at someone 'bird' but that people still alive. I hope you all understand with the word 'bird'. I'm very sure it is very pain. After that we all suprise! A rat come and want to listen our story. My uncle afraid with a rat more than a woman. When that rat see my uncle suprise and afraid that rat run to the sink and hide. After a few minute that old man continue the story. This time he talk about someone 'bird' eaten by fish when that person defecate at the river. He say that guy still alive but he lose his 'bird'. I not remember what the type of that fish which is eat that guy 'bird'. He warned us when we go to the river dont put our leg or hand in water at some river. This fish will jump and try to eat. I think this story is funny but also scary.