Well Duh!!!
@jahernandezrivas (11287)
United States
March 20, 2013 10:24pm CST
O.M.G.!! I feel so stupid!! Two funnies you have got to hear, First of all the weather finally got nice well it comes and goes and I noticed and I was thinking urrg I really need to mow the yard! The grass is getting awful high and I told my Mom if you come here you might not be able to find me l.o.l but anyway I sat there for a few days trying to get the lawn mower started even changed the spark plug and couldn't figure out why is this stupid thing not starting? All week long I fought with it kicked cussed at it and even asked my husband please see what is wrong with this thing? But like he is he said "I will look at it" Never did so I finally figured it out after the poor thing had taken enough abuse from me l.m.a.o!! Guess What was wrong? It did not have any gas!!! O.M.G.!! dUH!!
Number 2 funny: I went to Lowe's tonight because we needed a new shower thing you know the thing that has the hose and the shower head well after walking around looking for someone to help me find where is the shower thing? I saw no one around only cashiers and they were busy so what I thought I saw was a man standing there and I said excuse me can you help me? And it was like he wasn't saying anything and juts standing there I said to myself o.m.g is he going to help me or not? Well I guess not because I looked again getting kind of upset and it was not even a person it was a picture of a man on the wall!! The guy walking by he said what's wrong? I said he don't answer me! He said well duh! I don't think he will
he isn't real!! Duh!! I think I have lost it!! And and to add to it my husband said why everything you touch breaks? I can't touch anything!! 
he isn't real!! Duh!! I think I have lost it!! And and to add to it my husband said why everything you touch breaks? I can't touch anything!! 2 responses
@alberello (4752)
• Italy
21 Mar 13
Well, if it were not for the fact that you're made a lot of nervous about these cases, they may very well be stored as two fun things!
In the first case the mower, what's wrong, what's wrong, and then missed the gas!
In the second case the salesman who pretended to do its job, not even worthy of help, he's paid for it!
If you were told: "Where touches, you break it!", Do not get angry much. Want you in my life to know how many times this phrase was said to me!
@jahernandezrivas (11287)
• United States
23 Mar 13
Uh Huh? I guess I am tired and not understanding o well hope you are having a god day. 
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
21 Mar 13
I absolutely love that bit about the man you thought was a man but was actually a mirror. Mum does this sort of thing all the time.
She once thought to herself, 'Who's that grey-haired woman over there - she's looking old' and it was HER reflection!
So, my friend you are in brilliant (albeit eccentric) company!
Oh, and I'm as bad as I very nearly put my gravy granules in the fridge the other day.
@jahernandezrivas (11287)
• United States
21 Mar 13
L.O.L. That was funny! I have done so many stupid things such as this if you go back to some of my old post you can see where I lost my turkey l.m.a.o!! I really wanted a Turkey sandwich and I was blaming Wal Mart for forgetting it and then blaming myself for forgetting it and after a few days I founf the turkey in the freezer!!
That was funny! I have done so many stupid things such as this if you go back to some of my old post you can see where I lost my turkey l.m.a.o!! I really wanted a Turkey sandwich and I was blaming Wal Mart for forgetting it and then blaming myself for forgetting it and after a few days I founf the turkey in the freezer!! 