Was I meant to be born in this time period?

Phoenix, Arizona
August 4, 2014 3:58pm CST
Do I even belong in this era? Honestly I feel like I never even fit anywhere. I like horseback riding I love everything and anything medieval, I love Shakespeare. WTF is twerking? WHYYYYYYY! Why can't we just dance by the fire or to Celtic music? I should have been born when Robyn Hode was around, I'd have been his follower or his sidekick; just like little John. We would've took out prince John and the sheriff of Nottingham AND I would've hooked him up with Maiden Marion! I would like to have been born when the Saxons were around, f***ed their s*** up with King Arthur. Me and Bors would have been best friends and we would have DEMOLISHED every single one of our enemies, including traitor ass Lancelot and hoe ass Guinivere. I could have been Joan of Arc. Led my people to battle, help them win... I would have avoided the whole staking part though. She was too young for that. I don't belong here.
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