Let’s Have Some fun ,,,,,, Limericks Anyone?

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Limericks are such a fun way to express your feeling and make people laugh. They are easy to write and can make you laugh so hard. It’s simple and fun and once you write one you’ll be hooked. Just follow the simple rule of rhyme and line. You just need an AABBA rhyming scheme. On all limericks the first, second and last lines rhyme and the third and forth lines rhyme. That’s it. Now let’s get started here are a few funny one to get you going. Add yours here and let’s all laugh a bit today - A Dog Named Dole I once knew a dog named Dole He chanced his tail and climbed a pole He barked all day Rolling in the hay Until he jumped and fell in a hole ******************************************** A Cat Named Jack I once knew a cat named Jack He was hit in the head with a smack He rolled on the ground Chasing a hound Until he stumbled and fell on his back ********************************************* A Man Named Snapple I once knew a man named Snapple He rolled on the ground chasing apples He chased them to eat By the balls of his feet Until he ran home to the chapel ********************************************** A Man Named Happy I once knew a man named Happy He was my old Grand Pappy He was never on time Till he fell on a dime Now he dresses real snappy *********************************************** A Woman Named Sal I once knew a woman named Sal She was my very best pal She escaped one day In a truck full of hay And now she’s best friend with Val **************************************************** A Man Named Oren I once knew a man named Oren He loved to be so foreign He stepped on some corn And blew out his horn And now they call him Warren ******************************************** A Dog Called Dung I once had a dog called Dung He had the longest tongue He rolled and played In the sewer all day And now he has an iron lung ********************************************** Toothless Old Hound I once knew a toothless old hound Who loved to roll on the ground He rolled in the grass To scratch his rash Until one day they took him to the pound Image: free images on flickr.com