Oprah, Please Stop Crying

@Rollo1 (16676)
Boston, Massachusetts
October 27, 2015 9:24pm CST
Sometimes there are ads that are interesting. I have learned a few things from ads. Sometimes there are ads that are total clickbait. I resist the urge to click for as long as I can. Eventually, I get suckered into one of those horrible slideshow presentations of "Actors you didn't know had a twin with three legs" or something. But some ads just drive me nuts. Like Oprah. All night, she has been showing up on the right side of my screen, sniffling and dabbing her tear-stained cheeks. Her eyes tell of deepest sorrow. She's getting my myLot all wet. Oprah, please stop crying.
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@sofssu (23660)
28 Oct 15
I hope you can read the words here.. maybe you should build a dam before she floods the site.
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@Rollo1 (16676)
• Boston, Massachusetts
28 Oct 15
Thank goodness, she's gone this morning. Maybe they put her somewhere to cry it out. Just in time, too. I was afraid myLot would be washed away.
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@amnabas (14877)
• Karachi, Pakistan
28 Oct 15
These adds sometimes speaks truth.
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@Rollo1 (16676)
• Boston, Massachusetts
28 Oct 15
They might. Oprah might really be sad. Her TV network was a big failure.
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@marlina (154103)
• Canada
28 Oct 15
@Rollo1 I didn't know that Oprah's TV network was a failure.
• Canada
28 Oct 15
I know what you mean. She's been crying for days.
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@Rollo1 (16676)
• Boston, Massachusetts
28 Oct 15
So sad, isn't it?
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
28 Oct 15
thank goodness the one's on the bottom we can tell them we dont want to see them anymore, I have slowly weeded out most of the giant knocker adds
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@bookbar (1609)
• Sudbury, England
28 Oct 15
I'd second that along with that damn smiley face thing that tells me forever in his wild flickerings that I'm the 1000000th or whatever visitor... if I only had a piece of gum big enough, I could blot him out forever!!
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@bookbar (1609)
• Sudbury, England
29 Oct 15
@Rollo1 Only if I thought it would get rid of him...and the Holy Grail of weightloss, which looks like a thumbful of Frogspawn...
@Fleura (34972)
• United Kingdom
28 Oct 15
I used to see her a lot, I wish she would just pull herself together!