I'm Sorry I was Late to Work But...
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
November 8, 2015 11:12pm CST
Are you late to work? You might be in trouble. Fill in the blank with this statement, "I'm sorry I was late to work but..."
1. traffic was a mess. There was a huge traffic pileup due to an accident.
2. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, and knocked over a table lamp. The lamp shattered, and I had to clean up the mess.
3. it was the alarm clock's fault. It didn't go off as planned. I was so mad that I threw away my alarm clock.
4. my dog got up to the breakfast table and knocked my coffee cup onto my pants. I had to change my pants. My dog then started chewing on my new pair of pants. Look at my dogie's teeth marks.
Okay, be adventurous. Give me a good excuse for being late to work.
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6 responses
@Blondie2222 (28610)
• United States
9 Nov 15
I'm never late for work I'm always 10 mins early. The only time I am late is if i'm not feeling good and sick. They understand though as I have medical issues.
@epiffanie (11327)
• Australia
9 Nov 15
I am my own boss so I can be late to work . But I work right through the night sometimes..
@Letranknight2015 (52665)
• Philippines
9 Nov 15
Well, how can life be so exciting with out any of those happening. It's some thing that we absolutely have no control and it takes a lot of getting used to. but Im sure you are used to if this happens to you every day. I am lucky this morning I did wake up with out making any kind of mess.
@Freelanzer (10782)
• Canada
9 Nov 15
I was rarely late for work perhaps because it was too difficult to come up with creative excuses
@GopherDanny (814)
• Philippines
9 Nov 15
I don't usually reason myself out of being late since whether I like it or not, it's my fault. But, when it comes to prank excuses, I won't back down for the challenge. Here goes my "Sorry, I'm late to work.." excuses:
1. some religious group came to our house and they wouldn't leave even if I tell them i'm already a member of another religion.
2. my roommate was disciplining his child, and he was using my belt. I need my belt so that my pants won't fall off, you see.
3. I forgot to adjust my time, my time was on (insert country's name here...) time.
That's all I could think off in 1 minute but I think they look funny. Ha ha, kudos~
