moaning myrtle
By Elizabeth
@Poppylicious (11134)
United Kingdom
January 21, 2016 9:46am CST
She's been spooking me again.
There I am, minding my own business, when all of a sudden the toilet in the only other cubicle starts making a noise. Nobody is in there. It's a gushing sound, associated with having a wee, and it goes on and on and on and on ... Eventually it ceases and I stumble out of my cubicle, slightly spooked and feeling silly. There was definitely nobody else in there.
None of the other ladies ever hear it. It only happens when I'm alone and in the other cubicle. If I'm alone and use Weeing Wendy's {we thought that might be more appropriate than Moaning Myrtle} cubicle there's no noise.
I know it's the pipes. I don't believe in supernatural oddities; everything can be explained. This just spooks me a tad and makes me feel that something sinister wants to confuzzle me. Which it is doing.
*sigh*
I need to catch her in the act.
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@WorDazza (15826)
• Manchester, England
21 Jan 16
I'm almost 51 years old and a pillar of the community (quiet at the back!!!) and that really shouldn't have made me laugh. But it did. It really tickled me for some reason. I guess I'm just a typical Brit. Love a bit of toilet humour.
Weeing Wendy. Classic!!!!
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@Poppylicious (11134)
• United Kingdom
21 Jan 16
You would love working in my office. :)
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