Mary Had a Little Lamb (Revised)

@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
January 29, 2016 10:26pm CST
Mary had a little lamb. She also had a friend named Pam. She gave Pam her lamb So I have been told Because Mary won the pot of gold. Now Mary lives the easy life. No more lamb to give her strife. Happy Mary is quite contrary. She has a boyfriend whose name is Larry. Larry and Mary soon were married. They were married by Reverend Sam. As for the wedding dinner that they were served, Its main course was leg of lamb.
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@allknowing (153529)
• India
30 Jan 16
Nice one. Let me add one Mary had a little watch she swallowed it on day Now she is taking Epsom salt to pass the time away.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
30 Jan 16
Tick tock...
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
30 Jan 16
Very funny, cleaner than some I've heard.
@jstory07 (148798)
• Roseburg, Oregon
30 Jan 16
Oh the poor,poor lamb was eaten by Mary and Larry. I really feel so sorry for the poor,poor lamb.