Never Say This to King Kong
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
January 30, 2016 7:09pm CST
King Kong is stomping in your city. All of a sudden he's coming your way. Whatever you do, don't say this to King Kong.
1. My what big feet you have. You have the biggest case of athlete's foot that I have ever seen.
2. Your breath is so bad that it could level New York City.
3. By the way, Godzilla has been looking for you.
4. Climb every mountain. Oh, sorry, I got carried away. Climb every skyscraper.
5. How do you handle a problem like King Kong? Hey, banana breath, why don't you leave us alone. Go play with Clifford the Big Red Dog instead.
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@hexeduser22 (7418)
• Philippines
31 Jan 16
King Kong, Godzilla and anyone that as big or bigger than the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park if I see them standing in front of me, I guess I would die instantly right there and then. 
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@nottoooldtowrite (2715)
• Philippines
31 Jan 16
If I see King Kong stomping in our city, I wouldn't even think of talking to him. I will just... RUN!! 
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@jstory07 (148749)
• Roseburg, Oregon
31 Jan 16
I would ask him f he would like a bunch of bananas to ear.
