The Zombie and the Wizard of OZ

@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
March 5, 2016 7:36am CST
The Zombie came to the Emerald City. He asked the Wizard of OZ for a brain. "Sorry," said the Wizard. "You're dead. No brain!" The Zombie was very upset. He asked the Wizard of OZ for a heart. "Sorry again," announced the Wizard. "You really are quite dead. No heart!" The Zombie was extremely angry. He went up to the Wizard and took a bite of his arm. The Wizard was startled. "Why did you do that?" asked the Wizard. The Zombie responded, "You didn't give me what I wanted, but I don't need courage. After all, I am dead. What do I have to worry about?"
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scheng1
@scheng1 (24649)
• Singapore
5 Mar 16
haha, that is fun! I think if you re-write it so that Zombie meets up with the Glass Cat with her Pink brain, that will be even funnier. Of all the characters in The Magic of Oz, I like the Glass Cat most.
Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
5 Mar 16
That would make it quite interesting. Thanks for the suggestion.
Alfredo Rossi
@amadeo (111937)
• United States
5 Mar 16
thank you.He has plenty to worry about.