Well THAT was a humdinger of a dream.

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Before I do anything else I have to try to recount this. I am sure you guys will either freak out or laugh, depending on which part of the dream it is. (Dream Sequence) (Anything in Parentheses is to further explain) I was walking into the public library where my manager and I were to work that night. (Remember I am a stock clerk) I arrived first and went up to the information / help desk to ask what our task was for the evening. The people behind it were people who had attended the banquet that was held there (I was once a banquet server). At this point my manager walks in and starts to listen in on what we are expected to do that for the night. Everyone leaves the library and my manager calls the manager of our store (The real manager of our store) and tells him what we are to do that evening, saying it's easy work. (We were to bus tables, remember we stock shelves where I work.) He hangs up from talking to him and starts telling me what to start on. This is where it gets confusing and very scary. We hear three voices and duck behind the information / help desk. At this point my subconscious says that the phone in my managers hand no longer works. I reach for my own phone and wait / listen. The three voices come into view and we hear two of them talk about how they have to kill the third. Then shots go off. We can sort of see what is going on but we are well hidden. In my mind we are seeing it only because we want to. I hand my cell phone to my manager and mouth that we need to call the cops. He dials and talks into the phone then hangs up and hands me my phone back. The now two people leave but we both think they may have seen us at the same time that we don't think they did. We stay where we are for a good while. We then hear one of the voices again, a very creepy whisper that says "We know you are here and we will kill you." My manager whispers / signs to me that the 911 dispatch should be calling us back (Why would they do that?) I whisper back "Are you sure they answered the line?" Anyway it suddenly switches and we are outside, it's daylight and we are sort of behind a bench. We witness two twin ladies, one kills the other. The surviving one tells us that she will find us if we ever tell anyone what we've seen. (This is where it gets confusing because it's almost as if the previous scene was actually talking about THIS killing though we witnessed the murder of the man earlier.) I woke up and fell asleep a few minutes later.. (Dream Sequence 2) The manager of the store tells me that all he needs me to do is go around and talk to the customers about how great our store is. (It's night and while we should be closed we are open). I go around and talk to everyone, telling them how great our products are and how great our store is. President and Lady Obama are amongst the crowd and tell me that while they are appreciate my enthusiasm, their local store chain is much better. So off we go in their limo to check it out (We are several states away). Then up pops a friend asking if we are on our way to the certification testing for something to do with our job. (This friend does not work with me). We end up going to that testing, she saying that I should take it even if we don't work together. CRAZY CRAZY. What would you say this dream is about? What was your weirdest dream?