Mr. Bean is Keen (A Poem)

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Mr. Bean is keen. He's childish and innocent And seldom mean. But he has a slyness, He has a great imagination. Isn't grand to see him Go on vacation. Of course, disaster often follows Mr. Bean Wherever he goes. He might encounter a wandering hose. He may drop an omelet on his nose. He might be wearing a wilted rose. Mr. Bean gets into trouble too much. Watch out for the turkey that you're eating for lunch. That turkey may have resided over Mr. Bean's head. It may have been alive or may have been dead. Alas, Mr. Bean, please don't cry. Your hand just got stuck in your fly. Be careful as you pull it out. Oh look, in your pants, you found a trout. Goodnight Mr. Bean, Say a prayer for Teddy. Now close your eyes And dream of spaghetti.