Attacked A The Supermarket!

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I arrived at the grocery store today and it was quite windy. I stepped out of the car and attempted to put on my zippered hoodie jacket. A strong gust of wind sprung up and my sleeves were wrapped around my neck. Then, the back of the jacket was tossed over my head. I couldn't see and I was unable to move my arms. Thinking quickly, I remembered that I pretend to know Kung Fu. So, I started jumping around and tried to throw massive karate chops – Hoo! Haa! Whap! Chop! Of course, I was making all the proper Kung Fu sounds with every chop. Finally, I unraveled myself and pinned my coat to the ground. One, Two, Three taps! I win! I got up and raised my arms and stood as the victor. And, the 15 bystanders broke out in applause. This was my moment, and I seized the day! Photo: Public Domain, Free for commercial use. No attribution required