DO YOU HAVE ADD?

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I know some people who actually have it. But it stands for something besides what most people think it stands for, that is, ADD stands also for Anthony Defiant Disorder. Yea. Some people who know me by my name try to be as defiant towards me as possible. One example would be our neighbor's cat. It wanted in our house so bad one night that it began to claw on our screen door. I couldn't let the cat inside. It belonged to my next door neighbor. But later on I learned that my neighbor had died in the hospital and nobody was feeding it. That cat eventually became a permanent member of our family. I fed it well and kept it warm in winter but now and then that cat just wanted to go out and explore. Sometimes they don't come back. Another example of ADD was when I told my brother to stop drinking. He tried but for some reason his hand just kept on reaching for that bottle. It was as if his hand had a mind of it's own. Or that his hand was possessed by a case of ADD, but in my brother's case it would have to stand for, Anthony, Drop Dead! I will have my beer and you can just shut up about it.