Daddy Can't Take a Leak!

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Last night, while our toddler was about to go to sleep. With a milk bottle on his mouth, his head is on his mom's tummy and his feet... Well are on top my right arm. I needed to take a leak so I started to get up. But even I could even sit up, our baby mumbled a complain through (baby bottle is still in his mouth). I said "Daddy, needs to take a leak." "Ummmm!" He replied with a side to side movement of his head. " Can't Daddy take a leak?" I asked. He answered with the same head movement. I just laughed. I repeated the question and answered the same way. " So what... You want Daddy to use a diaper instead?" He nodded his head! Still holding the call of nature I laughed again. He was too sleepy anyway. After a minute, I thought he's already fallen asleep so I slowly moved his feet and a stood up. But barely a couple of steps away from the bed I heard a loud.. " Ummmm!" Laughing again I hurried back to bed where I was and put his feet on my arms again.