I Met the Messiah Yesterday

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I met the Messiah yesterday afternoon. Except his name wasn't Jesus, it was Tyrone, a local homeless man. Around 4:00pm yesterday, we heard what sounded like loud footsteps on the roof of our building. We're used to hearing the pitter-patter of squirrels, but this was a much heavier sound. Several of us walked outside to investigate, and upon looking up at the roof from the parking lot, we found the Messiah--uh, I mean Tyrone--walking around shouting that he came to save the world. We work in a 3-story building, and the roof is not a flat roof, but a very steep angled one. We are not sure how he was able to get up there, as when we walked the perimeter of the building, we could not identify any easy way he could have gotten up there. Anyway, we called the police and the fire department to come get him down. We were concerned that he might try to jump (or fly in his case, since he thought he was the Messiah). The fire department was able to get him down off the roof without any incident, as he seemed willing to come down (they used a ladder truck to get to where he was on the roof). But when he got down to the ground, he started shouting again, yelling over and over, "I am the Messiah, I am the Messiah." He then proceeded to start banging his fists on all the cars in the parking lot. The two police officers who responded tried to calm him down and get him to cooperate, but when he wouldn't comply, they had to subdue him. Apparently, our Messiah Tyrone had superhuman strength, as the two officers could not subdue him (and he was a pretty scrawny guy). Backup was called in, and after five additional officers arrived, Tyrone was able to be subdued. Because of his bizarre actions and combative attitude toward the police officers, they considered him a threat to the safety of others, so they Baker Acted him, which meant they were able to arrest him, take him to jail, and call in special mental health counselors to deal with him. It was an interesting day yesterday, to say the least. Between learning of the death of a close friend in a plane crash, and meeting the Messiah on the roof of our building, I had quite the crazy day! Have you ever had to deal with a weird situation like this?