Do you have a joke about near-sighted eyesight?

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My colleague is near-sighted but she doesn't often wear glasses anyway. One day we both went off work as usual and she told me that there was a dog always looked at her from the window everyday. Then I looked at it and found out that it was a head of mop And one day when we were walking, she almost wanted to touch a walking monkey and I asked her what did she do as it could be dangerous to touch a monkey. She thought it was a dog only