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Are you tired of all the spam? Is it getting you down? I know the feeling. Just when you think that you are over with it, it's back once again. Don't you enjoy getting a free vacation. Ah, but there is a catch. Just pay $3000 for the plane fare, and your luxury accommodations at "The Last Hotel on the Left" is free for an entire week. Of course the last person that stayed at this hotel unfortunately died in the breakfast room. No one knows how this happened. Rumor has it that he died from the day old toast and runny eggs. How about another great spam. Is your head feeling a little bare. Well baldy, we have just the answer to all your hair problems. Just apply a little bit of "Hair Power" to your head. You'll have hair growing instantly to cover that bald spot. Of course you must be careful with this product. One of our customers accidentally spilled the lotion on his left knee. He still is suffering from Hairy Kneeitis. This product really works. Five of 1000 experts agree. Well those are just a couple spam examples. Some exaggeration required.