Blonde Joke!! Tell Me One! or TWo!
@ElusiveButterfly (45941)
United States
November 24, 2006 8:38pm CST
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
7 responses
@tlex107250 (667)
• United States
28 Nov 06
1.Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She threw out all of the W's
2.If a blonde and brunette were to jump off a tall building, who would reach the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde would have top stop, and ask for directions.
3.How can you tell a blonde was using a computer?
There is white out on the screen.
4.How does a blonde turn on the lights after making love?
She opens the car door.
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@heartonfire (4119)
• Denmark
26 Nov 06
Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."
@LackThereOf (571)
• United States
25 Nov 06
LOL!! That's so sad...I couldn't imagine anyone being that stupid! :O)
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@kids91911 (4363)
• United States
25 Nov 06
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop and green means go.
