Super Sodium (The Man of Salt)

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Up in the air there is a super hero like no other. He goes by the name of Super Sodium. His nickname is The Man of Salt. He attacks his enemies with salt crystals. Many of his worst enemies have succumbed to high blood pressure. Nevertheless, he is cheered by the crowds. You can see him at any classy restaurant or fast food joint. If a villain attacks, he just blows salt into the villain's eyes and two seconds later the villain falls to the ground. Super Sodium does have a sidekick. His name is Spice Boy. His weapon of choice is the hot spice gun. Together, Super Sodium and Spice Boy make a great pair. What do you think?