a fist bump moment

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I gave myself a *fist bump* this morning, but not literally because I was on the bus. I would have looked a little silly, but it definitely happened in my head. Whilst having a gander at the news, courtesy of the BBC app on my phone, I discovered that Johnny Depp and his miserable wife are getting divorced. Huzzah! Hoozay! Now, I'm not a fan of Johnny Depp The Man, but I do rate him as an actor. So why the imaginary fist bump? I don't know! It's not as if I'm in love with the guy and want him to whisk me away for nights of pure abandon. I just think he hasn't been happy recently. Maybe I picked that up from the Australia fiasco. Perhaps it's just female intuition, a gut feeling. But anyway, ladies. He's now available for your every desire. Be gentle with him.