Which Potty Room ?
By Gus Kilthau
@Ceerios (4698)
Goodfellow, Texas
May 28, 2016 2:32pm CST
Which Potty Room?
"Drank too much, Oh my, oh me.
This is an emergency.
Gotta hurry.
What a worry.
Check the sign there -
One-two-three."
"So far, so good.
That one's got trousers
The next has short skirts,
real arousers.
The third one has that skirt-pants kind.
All can enter. Pay no mind."
"I have the picture.
Now it's clear.
My peeing moment's getting near.
All ten sexes, Never fear,
folks carefree, and folks on missions,
Even full transpoliticians."
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If we must be politically correct, then we should be tolerant of transpoliticians, right? Let 'em into any potty room that they fancy. Just be careful if you are forced to stand next to them while they are about their usual business.
(Note: You DO understand that I am playing, don't you? I love all politicians. They never change their minds, just their undies.)
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@toniganzon (77261)
• Philippines
29 May 16
You sure they really change their undies?1 person likes this
@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
29 May 16
@toniganzon - Toni - Cerainly there is a way to find out if the rumor is true. Any politician in their right mind will willingly swear to the accuracy of the rumor. (You can count on that...) 
@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
29 May 16
@toniganzon - Howdy Toni - I cannot be sure, but that's the rumor I heard - probably a true rumor (that's the bottom word, anyway.)
@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
28 May 16
@pgntwo - Hello there, PGN. I recall the words of my friend, Sam Danna, ex- of the famous M.D. Anderson Cancer Center deal... " That stuff don't flow uphill and payday is on Fridays." Sam was indeed a wise man. He would likely say that it is unwise to "flash" in a potty room - OK on the Internet, but not OK in potty rooms.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
29 May 16
@paigea - A pinch of salt - a pinch of pepper - A pinch of fire hydrant does it for a pup. Winston Churchill was a good politician, but, before that, he was a really good person.
I will try to think of another one, but that is not an easy task.
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