It's never too early to plan for Christmas!

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This is a true fact. Sure, it's only June, and Christmas is still over 6 months away, but think of all the aggravation you can save yourself if you make your plans now! You know how it is...you always think there is plenty of time to do it, and suddenly it is Christmas Eve and you realize you still haven't bought anything for Aunt Gertrude and Uncle Theophilus. Well, worry no more! JJ's Gifts for Giving will take care of the worries for you! *stunned silence* Yes! I know! You are wondering how this will work for you, aren't you? Well, you're in luck, because I'l tell you right here! Simply compose a list of everyone you wish to send Christmas gifts to. Then all you have to do is send that list and $5 to JolietJakeSuckeredMeAgain@GimmeYourMoney.Fool That is all you have to do! JJ's Gifts for Giving will take care of the rest! We will do thorough research, using our vast resources, of each person on the list, and we will send them the perfect gift in your name! No more last minute rush to go buy something at WalMart (where everything you want is already sold out). No more racking your brain trying to think of the perfect gift. JJ's Gifts for Giving is what you have needed! Just think...instead of fighting the masses at the local mall, you can put your feet up and relax with a glass of wine...or a bottle...or several bottles...knowing that JJ's Gifts for Giving will guarantee the on-time delivery of THE gift that will make you fondly remembered by the receiver for years to come! So don't delay! Send that money...um...I mean those lists to JJ's Gifts for Giving today! (Santa Claus proudly endorses JJ's Gifts for Giving)