Countdown to Father's Day (part 1)!!
By Genipher
@Genipher (5405)
United States
June 17, 2016 5:01pm CST
In honor of all the dads in our lives...
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.--Jerry Seinfeld
When you're young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape.--Dave Attell
I gave my father $100 and said, "Buy something that will make your life easier." So he went out and bought a present for my mother.--Rita Rudner
Me and my dad used to play tag. He'd drive.--Rodney Dangerfield
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.--Jon Stewart
And for all of you wondering where the competent dad commercials are, I found one! It was locked in a vault but my team of spies managed to get it out to the public!
Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eptIimg96qk
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