A Personal Message To DAESH ISIS

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Hey, Jihadists, big brave soldiers of the new crusade, taking on unarmed swimwear clad men, women and children on the beaches of Tunisia as you did last Summer, Is that the best you can do? Sunnis V Sun-bathers. Is this really how you hope to ‘win friends and influence people?’ Do you ever get the paranoid notion that your friends whisper ‘coward’ a lot when you are just out of ear-shot? Do you think Mummy and Daddy are really going to be proud of you? You have actually destroyed mosques and yet you declare yourselves not just champions, but a nation, if not ‘the’ nation of Islam. It’s a bit like me declaring myself the nation of atheism, Ha! You, DAESH, want to impose your narrow minded sense of morally indignant righteousness on everyone, which is precisely why you’ll fail. You even threaten to destroy Mecca – not my local bingo parlour but ‘the’ Mecca, birthplace of Mohammed himself. I can imagine millions of Muslims yelling ‘Like Hell you will’. A mosque is not a mosquito to be crushed and forgotten. It means a great deal to the decent, wonderful people who pray there. The World should protect them and their rights from you. You are just bullies and vandals. You are disgusting. The only nation you should be associated with is conster-nation. Your very existence is our fault of course. We British, Europeans and Americans destabilized Iraq in our quest for non-existent weapons Of Mass Destruction, and you grew out of the sectarian fragments of Al Qaida, who’s very leader, Osama Bin-Bag Laden denounced and rejected you. Nevertheless you’ve infected Syria with your disease too. Apologies to the World for polluting it with you. We have a duty now to help clean up the mess. Credit where credit is due - Your rise has been meteoric. No one had heard of you before 2003, and now you are in the news every day, almost, but not quite as much as Kim Kardashian, but like a meteor, you will burn out. Rapidly rising self-appointed empires and nation states always do. Hitler’s Thousand Year Reich lasted from 1932 to 1945 – thirteen years. – 987 years short of the duration envisaged. Your time’s nearly up too. The World is a sleeping crocodile and you kicking it in the gonads every now and then is going to wake it up sooner or later. You are not the nation of anything except political naivety, blind fundamentalist religious fanaticism, personal lust for power, and raw unadulterated stupidity. You have your expendables of course; your poor brainwashed suicide bombers, deluded into thinking that the individual life is nothing beside your holey cause – holey, not holy, as your lame-duck hate-fueled pseudo-ideology is so incredibly full of holes. Sad enough that they take so many others with them when they set their devises off but their own deaths are also such a terrible pointless waste. They are not martyrs, but murder victims – you are the murderer ISIS. They might as well die and kill for the right to watch The Teletubbies. They and all Islamic people of any and every nation, should march against you – not into your training camps (brainwashing centres). I wonder what attracts anyone to your camps. It’s not like a week in Butlins with Redcoats offering entertainment. You’ll offer them only slavery, pain and death, and for what? A big shiny nothing. The free World defies you. Every tourist who still boards a plane; every woman not shrouded in a burka, every journalist who reports the truth about you; the gay community, artists who mock you in their cartoons, everyone who loves life, art, freedom, and religious freedom. You are not a nation. You are not Islam. You are fascist idiots. We are Charlie. You are garbage. I’ll let you in on a secret, ISIS. True story - I was in a cult once – not a suicide one, but a Hinduism based meditation group. I had my mind bent to other people’s ideologies for four and a half years up to 1985. Had they not got me, a group like yours might have. I escaped, and I learned to think for myself again. The people flocking to your cause, mistaking self-endangerment for noble adventure will mostly come to their senses too, as more and more people see you for what you are – cowards and murderers and an insult to the very religion you claim to champion. In the 1930’s many people marched to support the fight against fascism in Spain. That was a fight worth leaving home and family for. Yours is a worthless mission. It’s a crying shame you don’t lead from the front given what you expect your mind-wiped squaddies do - You are dumb, you are screwed, and you really are quite worthless. The people marching to your tragic yet laughable cause are not doing anything honorable, noble or brave – You teach them that their lives mean nothing beside your cause, but I bet when the people finally turn on you, as they inevitably will, they’ll find you hiding, crying, and soiling your pants, begging for a mercy you never showed anyone else. Arthur Chappell