Bringer of Death

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Oh. My. Giddy. Aunt. The spiders are out to get me! Yesterday I went to lay down in bed and a tiny spider scurried across my sheets. I've never karate-chopped so fast in my life! And then, today, our youngest child decided to get creative with his pbj sandwich. I carted him off to the tub for his well-earned bath, pulled back the curtains, and discovered a spider assassin waiting for me. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it. We're going to have to burn the house down and assume new identities under a witness protection program...