Humpty Dumpty Fractured Nursery Rhyme
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
August 17, 2016 6:52pm CST
Are you ready for a fractured nursery rhyme? Let's put Humpty Dumpty to the test.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a mat.
Humpty Dumpty was chased by a cat.
The cat scratched Humpty which broke his shell.
Now Hunpty's not feeling very well.
Humpty has become a cracked up yolk
Which Humpty feels is a very cruel joke.
2 people like this
2 responses
@Happy2BeMe (99353)
• Canada
18 Aug 16
lol poor Ole Humpty Dumpy but who doesn't love him? Great job at reworking the rhyme.
