What Is The #1 Wonder Of The World? (humor)
By julito
@antonbunot (11146)
Calgary, Alberta
September 27, 2016 5:46pm CST
When I was working in one of the casinos here in Calgary, I had fun engaging my female co-workers in informal and friendly conversation/discussion about anything we found interesting and funny. One day we talked about wonders of the world.
I asked them what they believed was the #1 wonder of the world. One replied – “Pyramids of Egypt!” Another said – “The great wall of China!” A third exclaimed – “The Taj Majal!” I told them none of those. “What then?”, they chorused. I smiled and said: “WOMEN!” O, they laughed and asked why women.
You know we, men, never stop WONDERING day and night, seven days a week, 365 days a year, what stupid things our wives are thinking to do next. So, I believe you, women, are the #1 wonder of the world.
They laughed and one of them even tried to hit me on the back with a rolled newspaper.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
28 Sep 16
@jaboUK If ever I hit the lotto big time, my friend, I will fly to England with my wife, of course, to get a glimpse of the queen! I have not seen a Royal yet. And, of course, to meet my favorite poet.
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
28 Sep 16
@KnehKnah You are one of the #1 wonders of the world! I was wondering for so many days where were you!
. . How are you, my friend? Everything is okay? My 3-month-old grandson is in the hospital . . he will undergo surgery on his hernia tomorrow.
. . How are you, my friend? Everything is okay? My 3-month-old grandson is in the hospital . . he will undergo surgery on his hernia tomorrow.1 person likes this
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
1 Oct 16
@KnehKnah I ignored this comment of yours at first . . . coz you are implying something that I hate (patay). I wish the Almighty let us all live till age 200 . . . then whether we like it or not, He takes us to heaven . . . . with our laptops so that we continue myLoting. hehehe
. I wish the Almighty let us all live till age 200 . . . then whether we like it or not, He takes us to heaven . . . . with our laptops so that we continue myLoting. hehehe1 person likes this
@KnehKnah (3582)
• Philippines
28 Sep 16
Oh! Your grandson is too young to be under the knife. I pray everything will be ok. I pray for his surgeon (& his team). May they be blessed by God the right skills so as to complete the survery in no time.
BTW, I am one of the #1 wonders of the world, my dear Julito @antonbunot ? Oh, my!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
BTW, one thing is certain: if you read from me here, I am still alive. If you do not (say, after 6 months), that means I've left you. But, I might cone back. It will be to visit you, wherever you are. At least, if it's possible, then it will spare me from spending a lot for fare & doing a lot of walking (because they say I can just "fly" by then)
How about that?
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@much2say (57760)
• Los Angeles, California
28 Sep 16
Boy @antonbunot, had your wife been there to hear that conversation, I wonder what she would have smacked you with . . . and then I would wonder if you would make it out alive! 
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@much2say (57760)
• Los Angeles, California
4 Oct 16
@antonbunot Wow, how did you get that "unique" accent? Oh ho ho, I am telling you, you are multi-talented! 
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
29 Sep 16
@mych2say . . . . . . She was not there . . . The ladies (former casino co-workers) loved my funny stories and my funny accent!
. . . She was not there . . . The ladies (former casino co-workers) loved my funny stories and my funny accent!1 person likes this
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
1 Oct 16
@much2say No, it is not Tagalog accent. . . Not Visaya . . not even Ilocano. . . Just unique. One and only kind on earth.
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@toniganzon (77346)
• Philippines
28 Sep 16
What do you think I would have done to you if we were having this conversation face to face?
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
29 Sep 16
@SIMPLYD .. . . Exactly! What to shop next! Women shop what they like . . .Men shop what they need! See the difference. . . . Hmm, I am thinking Men Are The #1 wonder of the world! O, no . . . ! We, men, would go crazy without you, beautiful women! That is why I truly believe women are the #1!
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@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
28 Sep 16
@amadeo . . . O, your comment makes me proud a bit! I seldom get a nice compliment from my fellow gentlemen. Thanx!
@antonbunot (11146)
• Calgary, Alberta
30 Sep 16
@Macarrosel Even if you disagree I am not going to change my BIO (Have you read it?)
@shivamani10 (11035)
• Hyderabad, India
28 Sep 16
Nice..you deserve many such news paper rolls.
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