Fortune Cookies from a Vampire

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Do you enjoy reading fortune cookies? I like to write them. It's fun. Here are some fortune cookies from Vampires. Feel free to add to these. (1) Never offer a Vampire stake for dinner. (2) Don't fall in love with a Vampire. They have a thing about necking. (3) If a Vampire offers you eternal life, it is best to proceed with caution. (4) The only bath that a Vampire takes is a blood bath. (5) Never ask a Vampire for some change. He just might change into a bat. Okay, it's your turn. Good luck. Fang you very much.