Fortune Cookie Sayings from Beakie the Crow (#2)
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
October 21, 2016 5:21pm CST
Beakie the Crow would like to share his pearls of wisdom with you. Take a moment and enjoy the musings of Beakie. (1) Never suck your thumb while hitching for a ride. (2) If you build a tall wall, it will still not keep illegal birds from entering your country. (3) Can you ever be honest playing Liar's Poker? I don't think so. (4) People who are dense are usually hard headed. (5) If you are thin skinned, you are bound to bleed more easily. (6) Your chances of being a bully if your name is Butch go up 100%. Better change your name to Al. (7) It is rare to meet a woman who is as wonderful as Miss Stake. (8) Gas from your behind will never give you peace of mind.
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@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
21 Oct 16
Beakie always comes up with a lot of nonsense. (We really have a puppet crow named Beakie)
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
21 Oct 16
Lol, thanks for the laugh. That was delightful!
@zebra2222 (5268)
• United States
22 Oct 16
Glad you enjoyed it. Beakie has a lot of things on his silly mind.
