Old McDonald (Fractured Nursery Rhyme)

@zebra2222 (5268)

United States

October 30, 2016 6:28pm CST

Old McDonald bought the farm. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. A mule kicked McDonald in the butt. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. With an ouch, ouch, here, And an ouch, ouch, there. Here an ouch. There an ouch. Everywhere an ouch, ouch. Old McDonald bought the farm. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. As Old McDonald hemmed and hawed. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. His tractor ran into poor McDonald. Oh my, Oh my, Oh. With a...with a....Sorry, That's the end of Old McDonald. He really bought the farm.

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@DianneN (254926)

• United States

31 Oct 16

He certainly did buy the farm!

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@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

31 Oct 16

Oh well, he's in barnyard heaven.

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@franxav (14591)

• India

31 Oct 16

Wait till I teach the children this "new" rhyme about old McDonald. They will make all hearers roll with laughter.

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@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

31 Oct 16

It's my way of improving the Old McDonald's rhyme. Hope it brings a few chuckles.

@jstory07 (148749)

• Roseburg, Oregon

31 Oct 16

Poor McDonald bought a farm and now he is hurting all over. But he has the farm.

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@KristenH (33591)

• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio

31 Oct 16

Too funny.

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@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

31 Oct 16

Glad you were amused.

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@jstory07 (148749)

• Roseburg, Oregon

31 Oct 16

@zebra2222 I am always amused when I read your posts.

@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

31 Oct 16

I love to twist nursery rhymes. It's too much fun.

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@Happy2BeMe (99353)

• Canada

31 Oct 16

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