Why you never question a drunk

United States
November 25, 2006 10:51pm CST
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
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@golker (155)
• China
26 Nov 06
in bad taste.
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• United States
27 Nov 06
thanks for the reply
@farocop44 (448)
• Canada
26 Nov 06
LOL Oh yea thats a good one
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• United States
27 Nov 06
thanks for the reply
@_Deatiny_ (614)
• Australia
26 Nov 06
Oh, that's a bit funny, but a bit harsh, but I will give it to you...I like it lol
• United States
27 Nov 06
thanks for the reply
• United States
27 Nov 06
HA HA! That's great! Thanks for sharing.