Fruit Cake

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Jennifer's grandmother made a fruitcake, A very sweet, large, heavy fruitcake. Jennifer's grandmother made a fruitcake. Go ahead and eat. Is the fruitcake sweet? Yes! Is the fruitcake tasty? Yes! Is the fruitcake chock full of calories? Yes! Do you feel sick from eating the fruitcake? Yes! Yes! Yes! What are you going to do with the rest of the fruitcake? Donate it. Give it away. Use it as a bookend. Use it as a door stopper. Anything but eating anymore. My stomach can't take another bite. Will Jennifer's grandmother be upset? No! She knows better than to eat her own fruitcake.