Are you a Redneck??

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If you don't know what a redneck is, let me quote from the famous Redneck Jeff Foxworthy and lets see if you fit in as a redneck. 1. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. 2. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. 3. You ever used lard in bed. 4. Your home has more miles on it than your car. 5. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. 6. Your family tree doesn't fork. 7. You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures. 8. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. 9. The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade. 10. You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. 11. You use the term 'over yonder' more than once a month 12. The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute." 13. You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. 14. You've been too drunk to fish. 15. You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. Now are you a Redneck?