Stupid Things Two
By inertia4
@inertia4 (27961)
United States
December 21, 2016 6:11am CST
Okay, here are some more stupid things. I thought of them tonight, just a few minutes ago. I hope you enjoy these like the first stupid things I posted. I am thinking about making this a semi-regular thing. Tell me what you think, should I or shouldn't I.
1 - One night as it was getting dark out, I called the electric company to turn the sun on.
2 - I got a call from my credit card telling me the payment was late, I asked, late for what?
3 - One day I went outside while it was raining, but it was raining up.
4 - My girlfriend asked me to hold her up, I said I can’t, I would get arrested.
5 - One day I turned on the kitchen faucet, I looked out the window and it started raining.
6 - One day I had a wonderful conversation with my girlfriend, after we were done, she turned to me and said, “what did you say?”
7 - One day I was flying through the air, after I got hit by a car.
8 - One night I was running for my life, but I couldn’t catch it.
9 - I had a fight with my girl, she told me to go chase myself. I did, I eventually caught up to myself.
10 - I was combing my hair in the mirror, but only my reflections hair was combed.
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@Jessicalynnt (50525)
• Centralia, Missouri
21 Dec 16
#10 seems like a trippy story in the makings
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
26 Jan 17
all funny except i don't understand the rain ones. must be just me.
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@PatZAnthony (14752)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
3 Jan 17
#9
This is something my g'mother said to my g'father often.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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22 Dec 16
Number six could have easily been written by my Husband.
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@zebra2222 (5269)
• United States
22 Dec 16
That's a very good list of stupid things to say.
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
23 Dec 17
love it pure iertoa glad to see you here muchbetter thn the defunct bubblews we used to be in lko
@crossbones27 (48417)
• Mojave, California
21 Dec 16
They were late for dinner. Not sure if this is the funniest, but tell you what your effort sure made me smile and that does not happen often these days. Like that cat on the chair across the room doing silly things. Keep it up people need it, May not laugh but as long as they smile, maybe that is all we need. My humble respect to your vision here.
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