You're a Red Neck
@lookatdesktop (27156)
Dallas, Texas
December 24, 2016 11:50am CST
If you like to drink beer on the front lawn in your shorts you are probably a red neck.
If you like watching women's mud wrestling, you are definitely a red neck.
If you like driving in two lanes on the highway and change lanes frequently you are just plain drunk.
If you wear blue jeans and a t-shirt in the winter and drink regular coffee and drink Texas beer you are most likely a red neck.
If you like talking to people about them Cowboys to perfect strangers in the grocery store, and you are wearing a Dallas Cowboy ball cap, you are indeed a red neck.
And if you don't shave, talk loud and like to hang out with the boys on football night and throw your cigarette buts on the lawn, you can bet your beans you are most definitely a slob. and a red neck. :)
But if you eat your bologna sandwich with a fork you're just plain crazy.
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@lookatdesktop (27156)
• Dallas, Texas
24 Dec 16
@paigea , A long time back, my wife cut a tree down near an old air port in an area where lots of wild little trees were. It was a small tree and there didn't seem to be ordinances in place for doing this kind of tree cutting back in the old days.
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@paigea (36143)
• Canada
24 Dec 16
@lookatdesktop We are allowed to get a permit and get trees from crown land and from certain areas in the ditch. (They will eventually be removed from the ditch anyway). Just maybe not quite as Christmasy as going to a tree lot and cutting down a perfectly grown tree.
And this one that my husband cut down in the ditch is definitely a Charlie Brown Christmas tree. lol . But a string of lights and a dark room and I have what I love at Christmas time
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@LeaPea2417 (40032)
• Toccoa, Georgia
24 Dec 16
Ha ha, about bologna, have you ever fried it in a pan and eaten it with eggs? That is pretty tasty.
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@lookatdesktop (27156)
• Dallas, Texas
24 Dec 16
The thick bologna, yes, I like it very much, with extra pepper on top and don't tell any body but I often dip my bologna in mustard. OOps! now everyone knows my secret.
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@louievill (28846)
• Philippines
24 Dec 16
I do most of those except, drive in 2 lanes, not shaving, talk loud, throwing butts on the lawn and eating bologna sandwich with a fork, yes Im not from Texas
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@andriaperry (118793)
• Anniston, Alabama
24 Dec 16
Thanks for the morning smile
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@Happy2BeMe (99353)
• Canada
24 Dec 16
awesome I am thinking a may have a wee bit of redneck in me.1 person likes this
@lookatdesktop (27156)
• Dallas, Texas
24 Dec 16
I think you are if you read my silly discussions. lol
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