Outdoor Xmas Tree Lights

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One night the GF and I went driving around looking at the various houses with christmas decorations and lights. There seemed to be quite a few more than usual that decorated this year. We saw a house with its lights syncronized to music that you can listen to on your cars FM radio. It was pretty cool until the Frozen song came on, I drove off. Then we came upon a tree with the big avocado sized light bulbs on it. The tree looked ready to be harvested of its fruit. My GF reacted with a bit of aww- GF: Oh wow. Those are big and bright lights. Me: Poor tree has Christmas cancer! GF: What? Me: The lights, they look like holiday tumors. GF: -does the eye roll of disbelief- Later, we saw a leafless tree. Nothing but trunk, branches and a lot of tiny lights. GF: Thats a lot of tiny lights. . . dont say anything negative ! Me: . . . GF: Ahh, say it, lets get it out of the way. Me: Its got the snowflakes acne. GF: Snowflakes? Me: Yeah, snowflakes. Bunch of white little lights that look like zits ready to pop. GF: How the he!! does your mind put up with you? . . . and that was a taste of how I spent my holiday cheer with the GF. Picture- taken by me, Plethos