this little piggy went to market

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Nope. Sorry. This little piggy actually had too much roast beef and now must have none, for she went wheeee! when she got on the scales this morning. Well, it was more of an eeeepp! really. Honestly, I have put on so much weight. I can't even blame it on Christmas, as I was poorly enough to not eat too much. I was so poorly and dosed up on unprescribed painkillers that I even forgot about the box of wine in the cupboard! How long does a 3 litre box of rosé wine keep till it gets to the point that it must be opened and consumed?! So, I and Husband are embarking on a healthy eating plan, based loosely on the Dukan Diet. I have made a note of my weight, despite my best way of knowing being the tightness of my jeans, and even if I can actually get those jeans over my voluptuous hips and gargantuan bottom. Wish me luck ... and a stonkingly strong willpower!