Stupid Things Three

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Well, here are some more stupid things. I knew I had a few more left inside my head. I do hope you enjoy these. I personally don’t think they are as good as the others, but I did my best. I am no comedian. 1 - The apartment was dirty so I swept the floor, now the floor is gone. 2 - I read a story about a man caught shop lifting. I thought and said, he must be strong to lift that shop. 3 - Me and my girl were driving, she asked, make a left? I said right. She turned right. 4 - I was helping my girl clean up, she said, “you're rushin'” I said, no I’m not, I’m American. 5 - I came home real angry one day, my girl said, “what’s the matter?”I said I am on fire, she threw water in my face. 6 - Me and my girlfriend were having an argument, she said to cut it out, I said, give me a scissor. 7 - When I went shopping, I went in through the out door and out through the in door. 8 - While I was shopping, I went up the down escalator. 9 - I burned myself with a cigarette, I thought my hand was the ashtray. 10 - I asked my girlfriend for a ruler, she asked why I needed it, I said because I want to see how long I will be here. 11 - We went to lunch one day, I asked for water, the waitress asked if I was thirsty, I said, no, I want to see if my neck leaks. Copyright © 2014 Steven Cetta All Rights Reserved Image Credit: CoolText.com Inertia4, Stupid, Things, inertia4posts