Trump Announces New Government Department

@egdcltd (12059)
January 23, 2017 5:23am CST
U.S. President Donald Trump has announced that he will be forming a new government department, the Ministry of Truth. The Ministry of Truth is going to be used to help people understand Trump's "alternate facts" through the introduction of a new language, called "Newspeak." This new language will be used to disseminate Trump's alternate facts, and it is believed that it will provide a counterpoint to the lies promulgated in the traditional media. President Trump wants the populace to understand the facts as he sees them. Image: By The White House (whitehouse.gov) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
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Just an Ordinary Owl?
@owlwings (43897)
• Cambridge, England
23 Jan 17
TRUTH, of course, is an acronym standing for Trump's Realization of Unsupported Things Historical. Naturally, [sniff] full disclosure of all details [large gesture with small hands] surrounding the creation of this department, its remit [sniff] and anything else to do with it will be prevented and contrained [sniff] by the need to protect personal privacy and in the interests of National Security.
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egdcltd
@egdcltd (12059)
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23 Jan 17
That should probably be Trump National Security of the Trump USA as stated from the Trump White House.
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Siduri
@msiduri (5687)
• United States
24 Jan 17
...reminds of a book I read some years ago. Now where was that. Oh, don't tell me it got dropped down the memory hole.
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egdcltd
@egdcltd (12059)
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25 Jan 17
Yes, there is a book with a department like that!
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Ron Rybs
@Ronrybs (21492)
• London, England
23 Jan 17
Don't go giving him ideas!
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egdcltd
@egdcltd (12059)
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23 Jan 17
I suddenly thought after reading something where he claimed that his approval ratings were faked, as usual, whether he'll make the same claim at the next election when he loses and refuse to step down.
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frank1996
@frank96 (114)
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23 Jan 17
MY point of view is he isn't for president Besides, he seems to look down upon women ,which causes so many women to be against him
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egdcltd
@egdcltd (12059)
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23 Jan 17
Yes, he might be Mr President but he really isn't Mr Popular (which does beg the question of how you can be the first without the second).