Men and Their Obsession With Size (Or, Why I Don't Pay Attention to Politicians, Part 3,739,106)
By Four Walls
@FourWalls (86765)
United States
January 23, 2017 8:20am CST
So, here we are.
Concerns about the economy and world peace. Fears about crime and terrorism.
And our new president is worried about the size of his.....inaugural crowd.
Seriously?
Guys, size doesn't matter. (Yeah, and Morganna the Kissing Bandit would have been a celebrity if she had been a 32AA bra size. [PS - Morganna is from my hometown of Louisville. We make more than Louisville Sluggers here for baseball! 
{If you don't get the reference, look her up.}]) Trump would still be president if one billion or one hundred showed up. It's not who shows up on January 20 that matters, it's the size of the crowd that shows up on election day.
Meanwhile, I'm in my second presidential administration waiting for my VA claim to get through the red tape. Hope he's worried about the size of that backlog crowd.
In the "song for every situation" department, here's what should be the Donald Trump theme song (not to mention the theme of countless other politicians, because he's certainly not the only guilty party...just the current guilty party):
{If you don't get the reference, look her up.}]) Trump would still be president if one billion or one hundred showed up. It's not who shows up on January 20 that matters, it's the size of the crowd that shows up on election day.
Meanwhile, I'm in my second presidential administration waiting for my VA claim to get through the red tape. Hope he's worried about the size of that backlog crowd.
In the "song for every situation" department, here's what should be the Donald Trump theme song (not to mention the theme of countless other politicians, because he's certainly not the only guilty party...just the current guilty party):
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
23 Jan 17
OMG, I may never recover from a Morganna reference. The immediate image of bouncing to the pitcher's mound came to mind.
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@FourWalls (86765)
• United States
23 Jan 17
Glad I could provide ample reason for a cold shower first thing Monday morning.
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@JohnRoberts (109841)
• Los Angeles, California
23 Jan 17
@FourWalls You are too kind!
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@Ronrybs (21492)
• London, England
23 Jan 17
If Trump and his cohorts had said nothing, the whole story would have blown over by the next day. Instead it made the news the world over and we are now grappling with 'alternative facts' and where do the presidential team and facts actually meet!
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@FourWalls (86765)
• United States
23 Jan 17
Politicians have had their own "alternative facts" for decades (I don't know if that's true in the UK, but here we have a joke: "how can you tell a politician is lying? His lips are moving."). But seriously, arguing over how many people were at the inauguration???
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@Ronrybs (21492)
• London, England
23 Jan 17
@FourWalls Yes, you'd think he's got more important things to be getting on with!
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@FourWalls (86765)
• United States
24 Jan 17
A lot of the players she attacked probably do, too.
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