shush now ...

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Ssshhh ... Don't say a word. No. Ssshhh ... don't even open your mouth. Anything you say can, and will, be used against you. By Facebook. I never really paid much attention to the whole your phone is listening to you malarkey. But two things have happened in the past week which have both amused and panicked me in equal measure. At the weekend I went mattress shopping with Mumsy. A few hours later mattress adverts started appearing on my Facebook thingymajiggy. OhEmGee. And then, not long after having a conversation about Something with Husband, Something started being advertised on my Facebook thingymajiggy. Again, OhEmGee! I'm not overly fussed. I find it creepy, but funny. It simply makes me want to have bizarre and weirdly random conversations with people so that my phone will run to Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook and whisper in their ears all my bizarre and weirdly random desires. Hmmm, tomorrow I must invest in such a conversation with Husband. But what shall I talk about? Hmmm ...